But then it was time to get serious. Bianca Devins' Murder. Unfortunately, he suffered a serious leg and arm injury in a crash and had to sit in bed for months while he healed. He was an expert T pilot, and extremely popular in his school. Contents [ show ]. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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As the Rebel pilots went to destroy the Death Star, Porkins' X-wing fighter broke down because he was so fat.
Jek then had to go on a diet, postponing the battle. Contents[show] Early Life Jek Porkins came from the Inner Rim planet of and maintenance crew would complain that they could never get the fat guy smell out.
Porkins was the overweight X-Wing pilot in the first Star Wars movie. I can't get over how ridiculous that character is. Sure he's overweight, but.
The only other pilot at Yavin that was nice to Jek was a young man from Tatooine named Biggs Darklighter.
Already a memeber? Categories :. Jek accompanied the Rebels to their new base on Yavin 4being split up from Wes Janson who had another mission at the time.
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He was an expert T pilot, and extremely popular in his school. Ice cream became his number one love, and finally South got sick of playing second fiddle and kicked rocks. Jek tried hard to train with Wes Janson and get back into flying shape, but it was realized quickly that it was futile.
Contents [ show ]. They were suiting up, and going in.
the first thing that comes to mind, besides Porkins himself, is Pigma from Star Fox.
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Porkins was named before William Hootkins was cast to play him. It's a coincidence that a Star Wars (creative franchise).
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Was killing Porkins. Since Jek Porkins was so overweight, he usually dialed his pulling up as hard as he needed to when he was dive bombing the Death Star.
They also mercilessly teased him about his sleep apnea, and the fact that his X-Wing cockpit was filled with fast food wrappers and empty beer bottles.
Porkins even has his own geek cult the "Porkinites"! Storm Area Already a memeber? He was often called "Piggy" by his fellow pilots, but never to his face.
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The rebel technicians and maintenance crew would complain that they could never get the fat guy smell out of his cockpit, however.
You must login or signup first! Origin Jek Porkins was a fictional character from the original Star Wars film, an X-wing pilot who was killed by the Empire. Jek Porkins was a Rebel pilot and a hero. He was often called "Piggy" by his fellow pilots, but never to his face.
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This is just who Jek was, and he'd have to accept it. Porkins flew as Red Six during the Battle of Yavin, his skills at strafing aiding the Rebels early in the battle.
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Know Your Meme is an advertising supported site and we noticed that you're using an ad-blocking solution. A little upset, and needing to go hand herself, South took off and left Jek alone with his ice cream. Porkins even has his own geek cult the "Porkinites"! Jek accompanied the Rebels to their new base on Yavin 4being split up from Wes Janson who had another mission at the time.